Oh my gudness! He can't write an "m"! So I'z'l do it fur him!

http://www.electric-ink.com/anais.html

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Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
"Me" wrote in message
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Hihihi Anais! Welkum to rpcc. Weze tryd to see yur pictures buttid da
link wuddent wurk. Tell yur hoomin to give us da one dat wurks cuz we
want to see da piktures. Hoomin sekretaries ar notorious fur doin stuff
like dat.

We haf lots of fun heer. Da road trip is jest gettin started.

Snowflake an Frieda


Sonam Dasara wrote:
Hello kitteez,

I'z'd like to introdoos mineown self to da group. I'z Anaïs, and
I'z a
tree year old kittee. I'z a Persian, but I'z don't nuffin' bout no
nooklear
reactorz or dat yooraneum. I'z liked to meet some kittee and hooman
friends
heer, caws my hooman never had a kittee befor and hez only had me for
twee
weeks. An I kinda miss all of da furkids at the cattery, now dat I'z an
alone kittee. My hooman put up sum pikturz of me on my own web page
http://www.electric-ink.con/anais.html so youze can take a look if yoz'd
liketa.

I usta be a blush show-gurl kittee an got ta go ta showz on
airplanzes an such with my old meowmee - it wuz excitin - brite lites,
bloo
ribbonz, hoomans an kitteez lookin at me - but my new hooman retired me
from
da sho bizniz, an now I'z a house kittee 'n' a city kittee at dat! So
I'z
spends my timelookin outta da window at da hunnerts and hunnerts of
hoomans
and metalmonsters goin by all da time - I'z nebber seen such tings - an
da
resta da time I'z gotta spend teachin' dis hoomin da cat langwidge.
Sheesh,
dey shuld make hoomins study cat as a second langwidge!

So I'z furry pleezed to meet all of youze!

Mlle. Anaïs Cat

(Anaïs is my first cat; I adopted her from a Persian cattery in
rural
NJ, and she shares my apartment just across the river from NYC. In three
weeks she has become a part of my life that I never knew I was missing.)