"That sounds like fun. I've never been up the high". Lucy Lu checks
the batteries in her camera and puts an extra set in her pocket.

I yam game tu go tu da top inna ellybator.
I woodint wanna klime dat fur on da stayerz.
Iz dere uh cafe part wayz goin deown?
I tink dat Sunnydance wyll be hongree by den.

[Archibald leads the kitties and dogs to a hidden entrance at the base
of the arch. When he presses a button a door whooshes open, revealing a
large, well-lit elevator car. Everybody boards, and he presses a button
labeled "Top". The elevator ascends smoothly, and in moments the doors
open onto a luxurious carpeted viewing area.

A buffet table lines the western wall, with a large selection of snacks.
Roast beast, turkey, salmon, ear of sooven, and Fancy Feast area
available, as well as many yummy-looking deserts.

"Please, help yourselves to the buffet! And please notice that towards
the north end of the observation platforms are some telescopes available
for anyone who might be interested. You can see well into Illinois, as
well as a lot of Missouri. And there is always a lot of interesting
stuff going on below us on the Mississippi River. If anyone has any
questions about the Arch or it's history, I'd be glad to answer them."