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Old December 26th 10, 08:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Mai Ma' z SIL Needz O ur Purrs

Mai Ma N Pa tawked tew Shawn Sr, hoo is winked tew mai Ma'z yungest dotter
Janet (hur wurkz minny howrz at da Wulmrrrrt en Kolorado, n dey hab 6
baekidz. Agez 21 tew 2 anna haff. (Josh iz 2 anna haff)
Awl boykidz but dere iz une gurl inn dere famlee.
Innywai, Shawn tried tew pix up hiz liddle son, hoo iz 2 anna haff yeerz old
n waze 45 pawondz, n Shawn hurted hiz bak reel bad..he broke 2 discs, n dey
myte hab tew opurayte on himself sune. n him kant effen stand up strait
gnow n hurtz, n iz tayking awl kindz uff pilz dat hiz TED gabe him. Hiz TED
telled Shawn he kant lift innyfing ovur uh pound, or he cud end up in uh
weelchayer, n hee iz unly 40 yeerz uld. mrrrrrrrt... He sedded wen dey
(jest him n Josh) wint shoppingh, at dat pwase, tew git sum milk n stuff,
hizown neez wint owt on him, n he faw daown on da seement, n da kart gotted
uhwai frum hym n et had da Josh kit innit n hee had tew pix himself up n
run aftur dat kart, n dem wen dem gotted hoam, fingz gotted wurse, wif hiz
bak. ai mai hab fingz owt uff seqwinse, but datz da storee. yeUP. (da fone
fingys dey toked on wuzznt axting rite) . sew iffen yew cud asx yer hoomin
tew sai sum purrayerz fur Shawn, dat wud be nise tew. Him kant fynd' inny'
wurk n he bildz fings, n gnow he kant. Mrrrrrrrrt!! Dere hole famlee did
hab uh nise Kissamouse tho.
dat Joshua, da liddle barekid waiz waaaaaaay tew mutch n he iz uh reel
brat gnow!!!. Him iz meen tew dere d*g n kitty tew. ai unly meeted hym wen
he wuz 6 munths old n jest kame wiff hiz Ma n Pa wen dey kame fur uh
vizit. n he wuz nise den. Josh effen petted mee. nise wike.
Fank yew mai furendz.
ai gnow ai kan kaownt on yoo
Luvz
Mosey