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Old December 27th 10, 01:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Mai Ma' z SIL Needz O ur Purrs

Purrz and prayerz for dem all.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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da hoominz will pray anna we willz purr, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Mai Ma N Pa tawked tew Shawn Sr, hoo is winked tew mai Ma'z yungest
dotter Janet (hur wurkz minny howrz at da Wulmrrrrt en Kolorado, n dey
hab 6 baekidz. Agez 21 tew 2 anna haff. (Josh iz 2 anna haff)
Awl boykidz but dere iz une gurl inn dere famlee.
Innywai, Shawn tried tew pix up hiz liddle son, hoo iz 2 anna haff yeerz
old n waze 45 pawondz, n Shawn hurted hiz bak reel bad..he broke 2 discs,
n dey myte hab tew opurayte on himself sune. n him kant effen stand up
strait gnow n hurtz, n iz tayking awl kindz uff pilz dat hiz TED gabe
him. Hiz TED telled Shawn he kant lift innyfing ovur uh pound, or he cud
end up in uh weelchayer, n hee iz unly 40 yeerz uld. mrrrrrrrt... He
sedded wen dey (jest him n Josh) wint shoppingh, at dat pwase, tew git
sum milk n stuff, hizown neez wint owt on him, n he faw daown on da
seement, n da kart gotted uhwai frum hym n et had da Josh kit innit n
hee had tew pix himself up n run aftur dat kart, n dem wen dem gotted
hoam, fingz gotted wurse, wif hiz bak. ai mai hab fingz owt uff
seqwinse, but datz da storee. yeUP. (da fone fingys dey toked on wuzznt
axting rite) . sew iffen yew cud asx yer hoomin tew sai sum purrayerz fur
Shawn, dat wud be nise tew. Him kant fynd' inny' wurk n he bildz fings, n
gnow he kant. Mrrrrrrrrt!! Dere hole famlee did hab uh nise Kissamouse
tho.
dat Joshua, da liddle barekid waiz waaaaaaay tew mutch n he iz uh reel
brat gnow!!!. Him iz meen tew dere d*g n kitty tew. ai unly meeted hym
wen he wuz 6 munths old n jest kame wiff hiz Ma n Pa wen dey kame fur
uh vizit. n he wuz nise den. Josh effen petted mee. nise wike.
Fank yew mai furendz.
ai gnow ai kan kaownt on yoo
Luvz
Mosey