Happee purrdae tew yerown meowmee P2ña
wee awl luffs hur n hoapz hur haz lotza fuhn.
n haz minny moar Purdaez
Luffs h partee hatz, kake n prezziez
Mosey, MeOwy, PookyKat, Pipps, n Sqweex


Meowmee iz havvin hur Purrday tuday.
Hur iz sickzteen...a feu tymez.
Tumahro hur SILs ar gonna do uh Lunchin Hi Tee
fur hur an hur laydee frendz.
Hur effin hazza fun-funee hat tu weer.

Hur problee wunt let me pozt awl dae!
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P2ña