Miss Violette wrote:

I wuuld be a gudd truck kitty, I isa little anna I isa alreadi a champean
lap kitty, I purrzzz reallyreally gud to, anna I kan climb reallyreally up
hi, I wuuld lof ta lif with you anna your famli, waht duz soft anna furry
needa do ta hep me lifz wif yourownsef? Harri, readi ta be a truck kitty,

*in the background five cats line up and purr to the loadfinding angels to
give sammy's paw a load coming east*

Dat's about it - jus purr dat Paw's dispatcher (who tries to keep Paw in
Catifurnia) will give Paw a load to da east. Or dat a Express Direct
load (a special kind of high-priority load) gets him movin dat way.
We'll be purring fur dat, too.

Tabitha