"Ranger MacDude" wrote in message
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Iowna speaks up and asks "Do you need a diplo-doggie to the Pooh-ba?
Dey wud answer if a big thing comed up? Iffin so, I nominate Cash".

Also iffin it wouldn't be too bold?

Iowna as: assistant doggie to Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief

I'z could use a 'ssistant doggie.

Ranger
Fasngu furr deze wunnerfol slugjeztenz!
I wyll enkorpurr8 dem shortlee.
Pit2nya