Oh hai Ranger,
I hab uh idear. da Moon is full n ai wuz finking dat yew n meh cud go
sumpwase nise n wach et. ai noe da purfet pwase. Et iz on a gras, n der
iz u lake, wif dux, n ifen der r clowds, Aunti Mimzy gab meh uh speshul
box fur wen weh wunt tew wook at da Moon, after weh wook at da klowd
formashunz.
ai gots uh speshul porter n wyl bryng usses sum nip snax n nip srinkz
tew n uh speshul bwankie.
Ai wyl pik yew up sune n weh kan stai fur az long az weh wike. How duz
dat saown tew yew? Et wyl beh lotz uf fun fur bof uf usses. uh huh

Pipps --hopeful

Dats a egzellent idearment! Let's go.

Ranger

ai m sew gwad yew desidud tew goe wif meh.
Pipps pix Ranger up in hur speshul porter, paked wif awl kyndz uf fingz, n
dey goe to dat speshul spot.
She putz da speshul bwankie daown n dey bof sit on et. Pipps gibz Ranger uh
speshul nip drink dat hur brot n haz one herownself.
Waow, sez Pipps, wook aat dem klowds, dey wook at dem fur uh wile, n den
Pipps openz da majik box dat Aunti Mimzy gibd hur n da klowdz dizupeer.
Wow, Ranger, wook at dat bigbig full Moon. Heer, tayke deez majikal gwasses
n weh kan see da man on da Moon n da moozimint park n da hotel dat iz der.
Iai noe et iz der cuz mai Unka Mosey haz bin der twise. uh huh. Az Pipps n
Ranfger gaze at da starz, Pipps , hoo iz waring uh speshul owtfit, pushes uh
button n
hur is waring starz. Heer iz one fur yew tew Ranger. Ranger putz hiz on n
dey kan see alwl uf da starz tew. Wow, dey bof exclame. Diz iz sew mutch
fuhn Ranger. ai realy wike yerownself.
Pipps n Ranger snuggle on da bwanki n hab uh wiunnerful tyme