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Old February 28th 17, 05:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sammy Redcat
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Default A new investigation, in Las Vegas

On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca


Hmmm, I wunner too!

Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy Spot
(Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both have
great limos! Here they are now...

[Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball and
Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing classic
livery driver hats and formal vests.]

Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to a
party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party! Everykitty
hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped with full
bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif grilled
shrimpies and tuna kabobs.

[Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing through
Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite darkly,
except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the humans
walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and sounds to
notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a double-take
when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the wheel. At the
intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the police are out
directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the two limos pull
through the intersection the police officer working the intersection
stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep drink of water before
going back to directing traffic.

The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city is
coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by the
windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the Treasure
Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show. Both limos
pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but wince the
windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud noises of
the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the limos
pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the Strip and
onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the long, winding
drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel.

The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering exclusively
to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger human hotels,
but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The limos pull up at
the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to open the limousine
doors.]

Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make
every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel
free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding
anything!