Sammy Redcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 2017-02-23 17:31:03 +0000, Sundance and/or Rebecca said:

I wunner if dat kud be da Countess...

Rebecca

Hmmm, I wunner too!

Stevie: You kitties lucked out! My cousin Fluffball and his buddy
Spot (Spot has weird humans) are both on duty tonight. And they both
have great limos! Here they are now...

[Two long, shiny white limos pull up beside the kitties. Fluffball
and Spot hop out and hold the limo doors open. They're both wearing
classic livery driver hats and formal vests.]

Fluffball: Good afternoon, kitties! I understnd that you're headed to
a party at the Purragio. From what I hear dat's quite a party!
Everykitty hop in and make yourselves comfy. Both limos are equipped
with full bars, with all the nip champagne you might want, and wif
grilled shrimpies and tuna kabobs.

[Everykitty piles in to the two cars, and they're soon crusing
through Las Vegas traffic. The windows of he limos are tinted quite
darkly, except for the windshield and drive's windows. Most of the
humans walking along the strip are too involved in the sights and
sounds to notice the vehicles passing by, but a few pedestrians do a
double-take when they see a big car drive past with a kitty at the
wheel. At the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Tropicana Ave the
police are out directing traffic due to failed traffic lights. As the
two limos pull through the intersection the police officer working
the intersection stares mutely, shakes his head, then takes a deep
drink of water before going back to directing traffic.

The sun has gone down since the group left the airport, and the city
is coming to life around the kitties. Everybody takes positions by
the windows, looking at the bright lights. As they pass by the
Treasure Island Casino they are just in time for the pirate show.
Both limos pull over to where the kitties can see the sights, but
wince the windows are up they kitties don't get bombarded by the loud
noises of the cannon. They watch amazed as the battle raged, then the
limos pulled smoothly into traffic again. They soon turn off the
Strip and onto a parallel street, then they find themselves on the
long, winding drive leading up to the Purrlagio Hotel.

The Purrlagio, a lovely, modern, glittering hotel catering
exclusively to kitties and their friends, is set behind the larger
human hotels, but somehow the humans never seem to notice it. The
limos pull up at the main entrance, and uniformed bellman cats run to
open the limousine doors.]

Bellman: Greetings, and welcome to the Purrlagio! We strive to make
every kitty - err, and guest doggy - feel like royalty. Please feel
free to ask any of the uniformed staff if you need help finding
anything!

A calls comes in for another pickup. Fluffy and Spot head on over and
pickup more guests. As they arrive at the Purrilago, Spot jumps out to
assist the guests.

First out is a very dapper tan and white dog with a bowtie sprinkled
with diamonds and a matching tail ornament. He assists another dog
wearing nothing but beads that match her natural coat of white tan,
grey and black and a tiny spred of diamond earrings along her ears.
Last out is a lovely white elder kitty wearing earrings of tan and
black, and a diamond necklace.

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