ai wishes dat lookin at mai hoomin wif big sad eyez wud get myownself
sum gushy fudz! ai em alwaiz lookin at mai hoomin wif da big BIG sad
eyez, anna et dozent git me gushy fudz.

da TED teld mai hoomin dat ai had tu much wate, anna dat ai needed tu
loze sum uf dis wate.

ai dozent haf tu much wate, ai em just fluffy! anna ai needz tu be
fluffy beclawz itz wintur in minnysoda, anna it iz alwaiz cold heer!

ai will port over, anna ai wil help yu eet sum uf dat gushy fuds dat yu
has inna da kubbard.

fangyu fur da invitashun!

lorelei

Humans seem to have some silly, silly ideas about kitties and weight.
Even otherwise smart humans sometimes don't realize that the perfect
weight for a kitty is whatever that kitty weighs!

And yes, you do need some extra fluffiness to keep you safe and warm
through the long, cold winter. Just like I do. But do humans understand
this? No! Hmmmph.

Amelia