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Old August 3rd 11, 06:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Da nurf of dem alz

hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna
we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt
hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz,
doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat
kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine,
dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat
iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum
wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz
out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez.
Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.