On Jan 24, 5:37*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Me wus sweepin on myne cosyblankie onna sofa n dat Jack jumped up
beside myneself. Well, me wus sweepy n so me jist wuked up n den went
bak to sweep. Jack wanted me tu wosh his furz....well me wus tutu
sleepy n me ignoared him. He butted me n me ignoared him. He butted me
agen n me ignoared him.
*Suddenlee I shot up inna air! He had bited myne bum! I wanded onna
floor!
Meomie whu wus onna sofa tu started laffin n laffin! Me had a bited
bum! Wusnt funny!
Wen me gavered myne self tugethur, me walked inna kitchen - me needed
a dwink offa wadder tu cool myne hurted bu.....feelings.
Now mees sittin onna rug n mees gonna keep on sitting......Jack wus
notty! *N now Jack is on myne cosyblankie onna sofa.

Harry

Dat wuz shirly an ass alt on yoor diggyniddy!
An twampoline on yoor terriertory.
MeOwy (gnOT waffing. juts kweering mine froat..wuff wuff wiff waff...)