cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Mosey skorts Mocha uh bootuful girlcat, Pipps n hur wink Ranger
arrive, sew du PookyKat hoo iz bai hymself yeUp Efery une iz deres

Dey awl greet eferybuddy, sibe da gezt buk, take hankies frum da big
basket on da gezt buk tabul, n wandur uhrownd tawking wif eferbudy
.

wayter kitty bringz dem sum nip dwinks.
Dem is awl dwezws en their finest

Et iz sew nise tu see yew ugin -wanna tok ubaowt da wethur ?

Et iz pritty windy were weh wiv yeUP Gots sumfin kald rayn tu

Iowna hops up to them and challanges PookyKat to a race. PookyKat
goes, no way can this doggie outrun me!

They set to the trail , Iowna even giving PookeyKat the inside line.

Setting toes in, they get the signal and the race is on!

Racing along, PookyKat gets a suprize! Iowna is FAST! A memory
sparks, she was a SHOW DOGGIE CHAMP! Digging in, PookyKat flys and
does better on the turns but when Iowna hits a flataway, she soars over
the ground barely touching it. As they hit the last stretch, Iowna
goes all out next to PookyKat, then, she slides on a tiny branch! Head
over heels with nose tucked in, she stumbles then slides butt first
over the finish line just before PookyKat!

A moment of silence then Iowna giggles and asks PookyKat for a paw up
and congratulates him as it was first nose over the line, not first
butt!



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