O hai ouw furendz
Weh hab Qat kompany..yeUP.
Der iz uh yard sayke goin on en owr nayburhud, n Andy's Qat Sookie, iz en
hur bigbig kage on owr balcony.
Hur had fudz, wader n her doodlebawx, but hur is unhapi, cuz hur izn't used
tu da owt, but
Andy is slee boming his hous, n hur haz tu stai owtsyde. Brutus kame ovur
tu, but hym n Sookie dun't git ulong. Nope.
Andy is seling lotz uf his fingz n Meowmie n Paz tu.
Sookie iz sew kyoot..hur wooks wike Pookykat, bwak n wite shorthayer Tuxie n
hur wuz dekalwd, wen Andy got hur 4 yeerz ugo.
MRRRRRRRT n hisspitiitng on de-klawing. dat is rong!!!
Sukie iz mad cuz hur haz tu tayke hur Anti Biotix tu keap hur fealing gud, n
Meowmie xplaned dat tew Sookie, but Sookie din't unerstan..Nope.
Wull, mai sekritary, made Andy uh nise box lunch wif 2 chikm salad samiches
on weet tozt,
uh choklit pudding cup, sum M&Mz, n sugarkookies, n uh Catnada Dri Gingur
Ayl, uh Peech Snappul, n uh banana,
Hym wuz vury hapi wif hiz fudz.
Nao,. Meowmie/mai sekritari, is reely tyred n is gonna tayke uh short nap
wif Paw n hiz fut.

Mosey fur hiz Houz
Diplocat tew Catnada [Ginger Ale reference]