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Old February 9th 12, 08:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default nok, nok, whoze der

hoominz juzt duzint make anee senze, OEJ
"Snowflake" wrote in message
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Dey duz dat wif waddermonsterz round heer. Dey makez ar hoominz konserve
(datz ok in da kase of wadder), den dey sey dey hafta raize da ratez cuz
da hoominz konserved to gud. Go figgure.

Snowflake

On 2/8/2012 10:23 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
dey tellz da hoominz to catserf den raises da rates so da hoominz nefur
winz, OEJ
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I heard da gamby frowing a fitz when da lectric bill kame diz time. We
uzd
da same killerwhatz az ladst year but it cost a lot more toonas. Her did
sum stuffZ ta mae uz warmer and it still codstz more den last yearz. Her
waz highly hissed about diz. Piglett remembering gramby having a fit.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

no ursef izunt, at leazt da gramby wunt freez ursefta deaf, ifin it wuz
upta
da soft we wuld surlee be kittee popsiklez, onlee da furee safez uzes
furm
diz horrible fate, Storrmmee
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All we gits when we nok nokz iz "go way and let me sleep" from da
gramby.
Willow thinking she is in the wrong house.

"Snowflake" wrote in message
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So early diz furry mornin, ize waz reely reely kold an ize wanted to be
in a warm place. Butted da hoomin turn off da heetmaker in da dark.

in searchin fur heet wif my heet seekin divice, ize found a lump ov it
on da bed.

so ize nok nok nok on da only fing stickin out frum under da blanketz.
Furry furry karefully ize kept tappin on da part da hoominz use fur
smellin. ize waz furry polite bout it.

it tuk a wile but da hoomin opened up a hole to da warm unnerkoverz zo
ize cud warm up.

Snowflake