Because bof uf Meowmie n Paw are sik.
Der is uh hoomin stumik flu-monster going uhrownd.
I'm gunna beh uh gud ol cat n nawt pee on inyfing 'sept in mai bawx.
Weh mite git tu go intu da bedrum, but ai fink them wyl untyl ai see da Vet
on Furzdai..*shrugz*
Yezturdai, Paw wuz wachin sum bideowz on yoo toob n ai watchd dem catz wif
demselfs. yeUP
Dem hoomins was waffin ..
Fangu sew mutch fur yer castern
Lufs,
Mosey