Not only did Mom and Dad leave me here while they went somewhere else
for *five* days [OK, they *did* have my Aunt Lynne come over and feed
me and clean my box and so on, but *still*......], but they came back
with the news that we're MOVING!!!!!

It gets even worse! We're moving in with Aunt Karen for a little
while, while Mom and Dad find tuna places and a new apartment for us,
and Aunt Karen has two cats already, and I'm not sure they're going to
like me, and I do NOT want to go 360 miles in a metalmonster to a
strange place!!!! [And yes, that stupid bird is coming too.]

Felix, *very* unhappy about upheaval.

Oh, Felix, we are so sorry! When we moved a couple of years ago it was
only about 20 miles in a metalmonster. We will all be purring and
meatloafing for you.

Amelia