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Old October 27th 03, 01:56 AM
Stacey
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Mebbee Lucy anna Lenny awr sendin deze tu nu kittiez tu yoor meowmie. I
meen, whut iz da chanss ov TU Meezer kittiez showin up so fastfast lyke dat,
so soon aftur Lucy anna Lenny wentid tu da Bridj?

Sebastian anna Zoe

"onlyTwoSeemsSoFewCats" wrote in message
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Unca Cory wrote:

Anti Johanna, jist whut in da hek iz da matfur wif yurownself??? Yu HAZ
gonned loony-toonz!!! Bringin' mor kitteez intu dat howse... whut abowt
da kitteez yooz allreddy gottid?! Whut iffin wun ur bof uf doze

katzenz,
wike mineownself, wantid tu be an ONLYKITTY???!! Whut den?! Yu wuld


Oh, Mr. Onyx, we'ze wuzzen't tellin' on Meowmie cus of DAT... da Sprout!
an' me (me espeshly) like offer kitties. I wuz a barn baby before I got
a OneTrooHome, an' liffing wif onlee *ONE* offur kitty is the leest I
*effer* liffed wif! I effen like trooder kitties - effury time dere wuz
a visitor, effen a meen nasty unhappy kitty visitor, I tried to be best
frens.

Meowmie finks if da Sprout! had growed up a onlee kitty she mite haf bin
like dat, but she wuz raised by Mr. Lenny, Ms. Lucy an' mineownself from
when a baby, so she just finks dere's lots of kitties effurwhere too.

We wuz wantin advices if dis mite not be best for Meowmie, so soon...
but she's feelin' more sure of it now. And da guy-hoomin has
kinda...well, 'resigned' to it. He's not convinced *HE* wants more
kitties, but he's kinda convinced it's hopeless where it comes to
meowmie and kitties.

Tell Unca Cory tu, frum Meomie an' us - we'ze *KNOWS* dat noo Meezers is
not Lenny and Lucy and dey is diffrent. Dis is Okay. Dey wud not come
heer to replace Lenny and Lucy, but dey wud come heer in tribewt to da
legacy whut wuz built by Meezers. Lenny and Lucy were hard-luck
meezers, thought maybe "too old" to find a new home, left at a shelter
for months. What bedder honour, now they is gone, than tu share the
home they helped build wif too mor who mite be owt in da cold - or wurse
- if dey did not find a new TrooHome?

Iffn' yew can't tell, Meowmie has becum set on dis, and we'ze got all
dat fingers (an' my Toes!) crossed dat TED Bonnie sez dey gets a cleen
bill o' helthy and can come home.

Panda ov Waitin-for-Noo-Meezers-Toes! ('member, I'm a Honoraree Meezer,

tu!)


--- Onyx, wannabe onlykitty, absolutely indignant...

UB ~ NEVER MIND ONYX. He thinks he's crabby 'cuz of Java, my brother's
cat, takin' over his house. I think as long as you know and understand
right from the get-go that these kitties aren't Lucy and Lenny, and

never
will be carbon copies of them - and may never end up sleeping in your
room no matter what you may *want* them to do (and it sounds to me like
you DO understand that, FTR) - that you should consider taking them.
You've had 4 cats. You can afford them. They need homes. You have a
home that is in need of some extra kitty love. What's the problem (oh
yeah, the other cats... well, as much as Onyx likes to *think* he hates
Java, my mom tells me that they sleep in pretty close proximity to each
other without any problems or fights or anything... but don't tell Onyx

I
told you that!)?