he is pretty stuurdy so i figure 107 isn't too much to ask, Lee
"hopitus" wrote in message
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On Feb 12, 1:02 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
if i ever find myself single i am going to institute Gramby's motto for
finding a man, it is strict enough that i won't probably find anybody but
the looking will be fun... hopefully DH will last for another 50 years,
Lee"Matthew" wrote in message

ng.com...



"hopitus" wrote in message
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On Feb 11, 10:33 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
and your point is??? Lee"Matthew"
wrote in message

ing.com...

New Store Opened

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance
is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

But, Lee, if you didn't see his *last* joke....you have no idea how
much
better this one is! BTW: I do now know what an acer is....seen them
in ads by Dell and HP. You and Granby carry on with entertainment
plans using the "talker", LOL.

raspberry got to give you gals something to hen peck on ;-)

ROFL.