ai gotz nuffin uginst Inglund d*gz at awl. Nope.
sept dem rotwilerz n pit bullz... dem iz reely meen d*gz.
ai fink wee wyl hab sum BBQ nip sammon.
Kan weh hab sum uff yer BBQ Souvin Eerz P2ny ?
Wee wyl shayer owr nip sammon fishies wiff yew.yeUP
oh kan catz hab bananaz? r dey sayfe dur usses?
Dem firewurkx wur tew laowd wast nite..
mommy dint git tew sleap tyl fife o klok aye em.
Mosey n MeOwy n da rezt uff owr big fambleh


Bu gurra, I tink yu ar rite!
I'yll shtart wiff da BBQ Souvin Eerz!
Juzt mushy fuudz fur mine sifurr
P2nya

"Purrdai Kitties"
Dis is da purrdai all kitties were freed frum d*gs frum Englind,
Yurropp.
Sellebrayt wiff danse and fudz and nip.

Da Purrdai Kitties