mai mom iz wurried abaowt meh, n ai m going tew TED at 4 pm on Toozdai fur
uh chexup.
Wast tyme ai wint, dey taked 3 uff mai fangs.
mai bref is bad n ai dunt eet awl dat * mutch, n ai jest dunt feal gud.
ai git hawt n ai whine ulot, n sew dey r tayking meh tew TED. ai wyl be 9
yeers old May 1.
Fank yew mai frendz
ai luffs yew awl
Mosey

Hopez it goez owekay. Iffin attid awl purrzibil, sink yor fangz inna TED,
dat wayze TED will noe deyze fine. Iffen TED takez yor fangz (*hissspit*)
yew kan awlwayze gif TED da deff by gumminz...

Purrs, Waffles

Kitty Schottland (RB) once expressed her anals at TED. She was furry
purroud of herself!

Lilith Kitten Mahoney, SOC
Chief Torbie In Residence