Thread: vynelz monzterz
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Old January 21st 12, 08:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default vynelz monzterz

da turbo skratcher iz a beree kule thing, der iza cirkular twak, wiffa ball
init dat litez up when ursef smakz itsef, to make it go arownd ursef smakez
it hard... inna middle offa twak iza klaw skratcher whut iz awso beree
kule, dey kan bee seed onna petsmurt or walmurt sitez, OEJ
"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Jan 21, 11:28 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz true, we iz dekoratin wif owrz furz az fazt az we kan but da
hoominz
naturalee duzint aprecheate it, OEJ
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
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On Jan 21, 9:56 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan
owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt
anna
hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak...
but
da
vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin, sumcatz
efin haf krashed into wallz anna ofur kitteez beclawz da vinelz monzterz
duzint 'low fur ****in... awso himz won't let uses uza turbo skratcher
rite,
it takez sefural twyz ta get a good howld onna turbo skratcher... we iz
twinta figure a way ta defeet diz here vinel monzter but so fur itz
sorta
winnin, OEJ fur herown howze


It still sounz gud. ReMEMfur dat annyfing pland an dezined by meer
hoomins needs da kittees to purr-FEK itted.

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WooToo an Missy


Dat saownz wike furry inspyring inteereur deckawayding, OEJ.
mm, juts wun kweschin fur da Inteereur Wepurrt. Dat about da "turbo
skwacher". Cud ai hab a bweef discwipshun ob itted?
Fur da wepurrt ob kors.
MeOwy
Sekritary ob Inteereur maddurs an stuf