Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.
Hoominz!!!
Mosey