On Dec 27, 4:04*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Gess wat?? *I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. *Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. *Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. *Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.

Mr. Mosey, if yoo wanna be a Out Kitty or a In/Out Kittee yoons gotta
be trayned by da sekrakitty ub da exTERior, da Wascal. An den yoons
gits a sertifikat. Butted yoor mommy kan keep youseff inside anyweigh.
Sew yoor chanses ar not gud.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun