We're not sharing a secretary! Our human doesn't type for us! We have
a telepathic interface in our computer and we use that for all of our
communications with other cats! Do you want one?

Chester


Be furry kayrful, Louise. It kuld be a twik. Neggst fing yu noze,
Chester mite be kintrollin' yur thotz!

--- Onyx, nottid at awl suspishus ur ennyfing...

I not trust ennykitty who likes eat hurk.

Paw-Ess --- Du yu wantz uh kampain manijur, Louise? I'z furry
gudgudgud attid manijin' fingz.

Yes, fangu furry much!

"Lovable Louise"

P.S. No nepotism!