Kreisleriana wrote:

I can't believe I've had the little booger for a whole year!!

Happy Dante-versary!!!

Good work in there locating department. I know you have to work hard
to truly confuse your humans, so they have no idea where they put things.
They'll blame it on something called "old age" - you don't need to
concern yourself with this just now. Meanwhile, you could just meatloaf
on the nearest chair and snicker into your fur.

Joyce