"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 14, 10:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message

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Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special
smurgling
techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought
to
ask
you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do.

I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts
to
smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling
mineown
back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I
is
kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually
makes
several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is
usually
in
da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I
doing
dis.
I gets lots of exercise dis way!

Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty
BlanketMaster
Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway.

Ranger
The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat

I tink dat I hab lotz tu lern.
I sneekz up on da bed wen Meowmee an Pawpaw ar asweep.
Den I getz between da twu payerz of legz.
Dere I shtay tykk mornink. I getz mine mornink skritchez an den
brekkyfuzt.

Dat seem furry norml. Der iz no gneed to due annyfing fancy. I lie on
meomie Micki's pillow an nap. Effery wunce in wile I groom her hair so
shee haz nice hairdoo in da morning. Shee iz offun kwite soup-rized by
da rezultss wen shee wakes up.

--
Sunrise

Pawpaw sez dat mine sisfur (RB) Dyna, uzt tu du dat reeel gud.
I neffrr tayzted hoomin furz.

Pit2nya