"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney"
Mine Paw has lefted us to go ona trip fur his toona place. I will tell
you all about dat a liddle later - hoomins can be so dense sometimes!
Him is clear across da state in Cedar Falls. When him was there carrying
stuffz into sum place called da Unidome him getted a call on hims phone.
Some hoomin in ourz town finks he might haf seen mine Sammy brofur.

Dis hoomin lifs about 12 blocks away, so its purrty far fur a kitty to
walk. But Sammy is a strong kitty, so it's pozzible. Paw can't get back
to ourz town until tomorrow, so mineown Meowmie is going to come home
and go look fur mine Sammy brofur.

So if youz kitties wouldn't mind, I'z would really apuurciate some purrz
dat dis kitty does torun out to be mine brofur, that him will let
Meowmie bring him home, and dat him is healthy.

Fangu.

Ranger da worried but hopeful Greykitten

Majur Purrz for dat it iz Sammy n hee will let yer Meowmie bring himself
hooam n dat hee iz healfy. Myown Meowmie haznt been sleeping furry well
finking bout where he mite bee.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuurrspuuuuuuuuuuuuurrspuuuuuuuuuuuuuur rs.
Yer poor Meowmie n Paw, wurryingh wike dat.
nosepoink
Mosey