Somecat heer noked ovur da tinsul kissmouse twee dat wuz standing on da end
taybul en da lifing room bai da big windoe.
Et wuz pink n vury kyoot, n nether Meowmie ur Paw noez hoo did et. Nope.
Somecats had uh fite n dat wuz wen diz hapuned.
Et mayde Meomie n Paw hapi wen dem lit et up.
Et wuz ubaowt 2 feetz tawl, n had had pink ornumuntz onnit.
Paw poot et en da gezt room, n Meowmie sed we wur Bad Cats!!

Mosey --smirking*