On Sun, 9 Sep 2007 13:52:44 -0500
"John \"C\"" wrote:

"John \"C\"" wrote:


No lead
in
those
just
asbestos.

Yeah, it
survived
my
hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being
charged with
arse-on
sucked
though


Did the
charges
stick?

No, they were
well
lubricated.

It was nice of
the
judge to
have
some
K-
Y
Lube
handy.

Knoledge of
forbidden
pleasure
juice
noted,
FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to
be
floating
in
forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod
would
AVERT
his
eyes
less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false
Christian,
listening
to
lying
Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having
invisable
friends
noted


They're the best kind
of
friends,
they
don't
listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your
co-pilot?
Where'd
he
learn
to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars
during the
time he
was
suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that
bumper
sticker
I'll
stop
the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question,
then
I'll
report
back
with
their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out
from
lack of
oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99
more.

To go with your bottles of
beer, you
drunken
HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-
em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats
are
more
likely to
play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with
them
anymore.
They're
holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their
offer to
start a
factory
for
you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus
brand KY
jelly
for
cats...

There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where
after
you
post
you
get
a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass

They only chase down counterfeit money, now the
"men-in-black"
are
another
story.

Threaten lil George and see what happens, clocky


Why would I do that, lil George and I are related.

Thats nothing to crow about, BaRoN vOn ClOcKeNsTeIn.

I just bet that you and cousin George would hit it
off!

Are you saying there'd be a dust up, M8?
_______________________________


After Chaney got through with you. with his shotgun,
there
would
only
be a
little to "dust up".


PFFFT! Dead eye dick...well he cant hit a moving target
can he?

dances around
__________________________________

You can dance, but you can't hide.

Whose hidin? BTW, somwon called me cell phone but wouldnt
say
nuthin...

406-253-7810

The "Silent Majority"?

If you ever see that cd...BUY IT!
Stanley has the weirdest lovely voice...

I need it in 8-track.

When did you upgrade from that 10" reel to reel deck you had in your
Gremlin?

SPENDTHRIFT!

Garage Sale a couple of years ago!

Same place you *might* find tapes for it...

Have three boxes of them in the garage, but mostly just listen to "Led
Zeppelin II" all the time with a bottle of wine and a "smoke" and the wifey
givin me a big mess of Head:

* * LIFE DON'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS * *


You just outed yourself as some kinda stoner. I wonder if Pinky & Deco will pick up the ball
and run with it.
Hmmm...

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