Owr Meowmie had uh pet bittie skwirl weh hur wuz liddl, n hur Paw, hoo wuz
uh lanskapur in da Sumer, rezcud et wen et faled daown frum uh twee, n hym
brot et hoam.
Wen Meowmie wuz in da furzt grade, hur Meowmie brot ('Chipper waz hiz
nayme,) tew sho n tel, n Chipper ran daown Meowmiez Meowmiez bak n peed on
hur
rite der en frun uf da hole klas. waffs. Mosey fur hiz hoam.

i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping

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Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu

Weze gotta katch da sqwirrel furst.

Lastest tyme ize katched a sqwirrel ize waz much yunger, an ize left da
tayle az proof dat ize eeted da rest of da sqwirrel.

Booker, about 6 yearz older dan da previous sqwirrel incident.