rafflescat wrote:
Hewwo furrends!
Meomie n Paw had a wittle purrty fur dare bestest furrends Effel n
Doe. Now, Effel n Doe is kitty wuffers (of corse) n dis is thu
furstest tyme dey has fisited owersefz heer in Kilmeowrs. Sukie da
Pookie wus feered, n hid. Anti Effel pursevered n finally got hur tu
come up n fisit fur a minnit.
Wen Anti Effel n Unca Doe got reddy tu leef, dat Sukie da Pookie wus
rollin onna floor n rubbin hur hedd agenst dem n tokkin tu
dem......well! We wus affrunted! Me hadta jump on Anti Effels nee tu
distrakt dems from dis looz gurl! Anti Effel wus laffin, Unca Doe wus
laffin Meomie n Paw tuu! It wus awrful! Shees shameless!

Harry Gordon, disgustified



Mi Meowmi jus sed shee sowns lik a charmr! Wots a charmr? TuTu