Wai duz hur kal yu dat name Ranger?
yu duzznt dezurv dat nayme..

Pipps

I duznt' know! Its usually when I'm doing good stuffz - like walking on
her when her is taking a nap, so dat her dozn't sleep too long, or
nibbling on her fingers, to be sure her nerves is still working, or when
I jump on da counter to help her cook.

So I don't know why her furgets mineown name like dat.

Ranger

Wull, Ranger MacDude, ai wike DAT name fur yu maiself.
Hoominz, hu kan unnerstan dem?
Time fur bootcamp, ai gess.

Mai ai gib yu uh *nosepoink*?

Pipps--blushing