British accent for effect "I'm not dead!!!! I feel fine!!!!! I think I'll
go for a walk!!!"

Stacey

"Dan Mahoney" wrote in message
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My brother's elderly Siamese kitty Samantha has always been fond of
sleeping, and it's not unusual for her to stay in bed for 12 hours at
a time. But yesterday and today things hit a new peak.

Yesterday Samantha spent all day sleeping on the front porch. This
morning the county animal control guy showed up at my brother's front
door saying he had received reports of a dead cat on the porch.
Apparently a neighbor saw Sammie sleeping there all day and decided it
must be a dead cat.

I told Pat he needs to get a big, bright label to go on Sammie's
collar, reading "I'm not really dead, I just look like it".

Dan