Tu nyt weez had big fundyr monstrss wif lytn in da ski. Den it pord lotz
ov rayn fur a fu minitz. Now its hoomin sew weez goin to seep. TuTu

O,wow, TuTu, weh had uh bigbig funder monzterz n lytin on Fridai eury
murning n da afturnone n et pord lotz uv rayn tu.
ai m sew gwad tu heer yu got lotz uf ov poring rayn fur a fu minitz..
Yu needud dat.
Srsly.

G'nite tu yu n yer n nise hoomin.

Mosey