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ikatsidered tryinta sell mine hoominz onna ebay butted sellina set wuldint
wirk gud anna i needsa rehome dem togefur, OEJ

Nottid tu menshun dat yu kinnot sellz hoomanz on da eBay. I fink
peepulz haf tryed dat, an' eBay dinnot 'low itzownself tu happin.

--- Onyx