O Hhai mai gud frendz,

Ai jezt wuntud tu let yu noe dat Sqweex iz fealing lotz bedur, yeUP.
Hur iz eeting, drinkin lotza wader, using da doodlebawx, n pwayin wi sum
gudgud catnip.
Hur duzn't feal hawt, n hur seams hapi.
Et haz bin so vury hot heer, n da hoominz r kranky cuz uf dat. Pa specily.
Rite nao, et iz 80F at ulmozt 9 pm PDT.
Tumoro, et iz pozed tu kool awf, lotz, n mayhaps weh kan git sum mutch
neaded rayne.
Wel, ai jest wuntud tu let yu now ubaowt Sqweex.

Mosey
Vice Grand Pooh Bah