O Hhai mai gud frendz,

Ai jezt wuntud tu let yu noe dat Sqweex iz fealing lotz bedur, yeUP.
Hur iz eeting, drinkin lotza wader, using da doodlebawx, n pwayin wi sum
gudgud catnip.
Hur duzn't feal hawt, n hur seams hapi.
Et haz bin so vury hot heer, n da hoominz r kranky cuz uf dat. Pa specily.
Rite nao, et iz 80F at ulmozt 9 pm PDT.
Tumoro, et iz pozed tu kool awf, lotz, n mayhaps weh kan git sum mutch
neaded rayne.
Wel, ai jest wuntud tu let yu now ubaowt Sqweex.

It is gudgud to heer about Sqweex feelin bedderer. Wee got bad
funnerstorms lass gnite an sins den it has beeen deWISHussly cool. It
mite haff been wurf itted.

--
WooToo

Fangu WooToo fur yer kynd wurdz ubaowt Sqweex feelin bedderer
Hur wikez tu sleap en hur carrier...sili gurl.
Weh dun't wike funnerstorms at awl.
Weh NEAD sum rayne, but wet haz kooled awf lotz heer tu.

Mosey