Dat iz zaklee why gramby quit haffink a eal tree. I klimbed in and
kauzed all da litez ta fall and da tree kept fallink ofver all da time.
O T wondering twhy that happened.

Itz a conspiracy by Kissamouse tree growers or da hoomins who make
Kissamouse tree stands. Dey intentionally make it so dat da tree will tip
over when a svelte, trim, attractif kitty climbs up it. Dere should be a
law against dat! Sammy, youz da Chief Justicat - how about a law fur dat?

Harri

wull ai hab uh idea bowt dat, yu kan tie da top uf da tree tu uh hook ur
sumpfin in da seeling..
dat wai, ewt wunt fawl ovur..Nope.

HTH

Mosey