You do know the Onion is a site that posts fake tongue
in cheek stuff to make fun and shock folks right?
I didn't realize it was the Onion.
Not to worry, happened to many of us the first time.

....but since Trump came along you're more likely to get fooled
while reading the New York Times or Wall Street Journal when you
think *they* are the Onion.

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