Dead cats, dead rats, did you see what they was at all right, WHOA...

Peter J Ross wrote:
On Sun, 02 Nov 2003 15:52:06 GMT, The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote in
alt.fan.earl-curley:


Text Medium wrote:


Peter J Ross wrote:

I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff

you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.


Jim Morrison couldn't play guitar either, even though he used catgut
plucked from living cats to make his speshul guitar strings.