Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 5/9/16 5:17 PM, cshenk wrote:
Hai!

I'z edited Iowna's screen reader so if it sees 6 x's inna da subject
line, it skips. I'z devious! Now, we kin plot a suprize birfday
parti fur Iowna!

Onna 2 July 2016, Iowna turns 14! Dats venerable fur us doggies!

Kin we plot a birfday bash fur her? I dunno where but someplace
warm wif lots of soft sleeping places anna ramps? Hotel or a big
house wif a good cook staff? Lagune or beach?

Cash, da gentledoggie

Oh, dat's a eggzelent idea! Dat will be funfun!

We'z could get the kitty-only floor of da Hotel del Coronado in Sam
Diego, or da Furside Resort at Tahiti. Or da Punto del Gato resort a
liddle ways from Cabo San Lucas, Meksico.

An I'll bet dat offur kitties will haf offur ideas, too.

Sammy

OOH! Tahiti or Mexicat! I likes Mexicat as dey got tuuna! We cud grab
a boat and snatch our own flipping liver ones frim dere!

Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!

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