On 10/12/14 11:20 PM, TinselBean wrote:
Three kitties, a d*g, and a bird approach the podium. Isabella
is a large, beautiful calico cat. Gabriella is a petite
tabby, and Lilly is a petite tuxedo kitty. All three are
dressed in beautiful black silk gowns, with diamond
accents and diamond tiaras. The sheltie d*g, Brie, and
Jenday Conure, Sammie, are also dressed in beautiful black
silk gowns, with diamond accents and diamond tiaras.

Lilly speaks: We ar heer tew pay triboot to awr sisfur,
Diamond, an brofur, Brady. Diamond wuz 17 yeers owld wen
she desided tew go tew da Bridge. She wuz a beeootiful
tortie siameeze kitty, wif beautiful ice bloo eyes.
She wuz a kwiet gurl, nefur had a hiss or a spit fur
anywun. She lived awl hur life wif owr meowmie.
Brady wuz a hansum blak kitty who only wuz wif us
abowt 18 munfs. His hoomin daddy went tew da bridge
an da uther guy he lived wif did not take gud care of him.
Sum lady tuk him in fur a liddle wile, but wuz lukin fur
a hoam fur him. My meowmie sed she wud giv hims a gud
hoam, but nun uv us wer happy bowt dat. I wuz da unhappiest
an fot wif him for abowt 6 munfs. I feel furry sad dat I wuz
meen tew him. Lilly starts to cry and has to sit down. Gabriella
steps up to the podium: Wunz we gottid tew no Brady, we awl luved him.
He wuz furry hansum an had a teeny, tiny meow. We miss Brady an
Diamond sew, sew much. Gabriella wipes the tears from her eyes. We
awl wore blak gowns in honor uv Brady becaws he wuz blak, an weer wearin
diamonds in honor uv Diamond. We wish tew extend owr simpafies tew awl
uv yew hoo lost yur speshul frends, tew. Goodbye sweet Diamond an
Brady. We luvs yew.

Gabriella takes her seat with Isabella, Lilly, Brie, and Sammie.


Diamond an Brady sound like dey was bof very gud clowder mates, ad it'z
wunnderful dat dey got to live in a home where they knew love.

Sammy