Myown horribul, no-gud, furry bad day
Yesfurday Meowmie lefted out sum milk in a bole after she eeted sum cereul. I figured she lefted it fur me -- cuz why else wud she leev it? -- so I drinked sum. Purrty soon I wuz frowin up awl ober da hows! It wuz terrybul! I feeled so bad dat I didnt evin want dinner until reely late.
Maybe Meowmie did know whut she wuz talkin abowt when she sed dat myown mouf mite like hoomin fudz, but myown tummy duznt.
Sundance
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