"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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snippitee-shredded...

Diss is sad gnus butted yoor mommie hass da sensitivitude ob a kitty-
cat. Da Marble will be happee at da Brij, gnowing dat his remanes ar
neer his troutfish.


Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz

Have Francis allus bin BIZAR? Hens is gnice companee, or Wascal sez so
an I beleev him but falling in LUV wiff dem?



Waffles heer. Francis is furry stranj. He eetz da hen fud, he rollz abowt
onna grownd next tew da henz, flashin hiz *bitz* attid dem.. Uggh - itz
purrfetik, reelee.