Deer Sekrit Santa,

Wee wunt tew fangu furry much furr all thuh wunnerful giftz.
Thuh kitty toyz wuz purrfect! Wee haffa pickshure uff Max wiff thuh
kittyfishinpole wee kin send yew.
Wee dun kno whare all thuh ballz iz, purrhapz greeblingz tuk dem? =) Or thuh
cowch ate em?
Teddy thuh Golden Treever d*g LUVED thuh chewiepullyfing, now heez playin
wiff thuh glowinadark ball.
Thuh birdy rilly needed thuh cuttlebonefing an hee LUVES thuh new
toyhangyfing.
Weez gunna git a pickshure uff him wiff it an send dat tew.
Meowmie sez thuh candil matchez thuh livinkrum purrfect! Itz thuh same
kuhlur azza wallpaper!
Did yew see it? Did yew port over an tell hur whut kuhlur tew git?

Wee hope yew all had a furry Meowy Kissamouse anna Scrappy Mew Yeer.
Wee sure did an yurown giftz mayde it evfunn moor wunnerful!

Headbutts, nosepoinks, purrs an gud wishez tew yew all!

The Batson aminalz

Mattie, Petey, Max, Boo, Teddy thuh Golden Treever d*g an Pepi thuh conure
burd
anna hoomin, Anti Batty