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Old January 20th 12, 10:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Gnus ob da Whirled

all gud purntz, OEJ, wiping herown whiskerz fur krumbz
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2012-01-11 12:21 PM, Gramby wrote:
Piglett gets grambys kredit kard and call O t come with her. We will
getz Wascal ana go bial Bear out of da jail iffin him getz rested. shame
on Unkle Bill fofr doing dat. Him left da samwich unguarded so itself
waz fail game, evven wiff looooong hair, him iz smart enuf 2 know dat.

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Mine first storee ob da day:

Little Samanfa-doggie has a toy moosie. Da moosie is a kyoot widdl
cloff moos. She brot it ober too me an dropt it rite in front ob me,
sew I FREW it four her an shee wen an gotted it an brotted it bak. And
I FREW it agen. I gess we gno dat dogs don' GNEED no hooomins to play
fetsh.

Lass gnite, Uncl Bill opend da creem-cheez to mak hiseff a sammich. He
put a dab ob itted wer I cood reech it an it wuz delishus. Ennyway, he
mad da sammich an wented too pour himseff sum tee and da Bear reechd
his longlong gnose up onto da table an TOOK da sammich. An dint gib em
NUN. An Uncl Bill yelld at him. An made anuther sammich.

Missy

Hoomin notes: The game of fetch lasted for two "throws." The second
time Missy kicked the toy moose, Samantha went and got it but didn't
bring it back.

Bear took my damn sandwich all right. I told one of the Labs that
works with the cops at the train station about it and da Bear is going
to get arrested.

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Will in New Haven


Yu needs effydense. It mite have bin enyfing wat ate thu sammich. Maybe yu
gots gohstes or aleeens. Maybe yu dreemed itall an theer wuznt no sammich.

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Sam