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Old February 24th 04, 08:33 PM
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ROFL...it's nice to know that rain doesn't cancel the fun in
Austin.....they're sweating Mardi Gras in the BigEasy right now because of
the downpours you share.....gracia, Victor.

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: On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 13:53:22 GMT, Victor Martinez
: wrote:
:
: Extra! Man bites dog! Cat saved! Pants ruined!
: by John Kelso - Austin-American Statesman
:
: Tuesday, February 24, 2004
:
: Here's your story: "Man bites Boston terrier, ruins pants."
:
: Former City Council Member Louise Epstein was walking her West Highland
: white terrier, Mr. Nickers, Sunday afternoon outside her Northwest Hills
: home when the trouble started.
:
: A wicked commotion was coming from her neighbor's xeriscaping, where two
: loose dogs were attacking Louise's 14-year-old cat, Mrs. Buster. A
: little 15-pound Boston terrier named Piglet had the cat's head in his
: mouth. On the back end of the fight, a 40-pound mutt with perhaps a dash
: of pit bull in her was pulling the cat's leg out of its socket.
:
: This was a job for Superman. Make that Boston Terrier Man.
:
: "My cat was being drawn and quartered," Louise recalled. So she began
: screaming. So here came her action figure/financial planner husband,
: John Henry McDonald, 56, flying out of the house to put a liplock on
: that little black and white Beantown dog. To Louise, John Henry looked
: like a human highlight film.
:
: "He just ran out of the house, khakis and all, and threw himself like he
: was catching a football that was about to hit the ground," Louise said.
: "He just dove on top of that pile. He threw himself on that twisting,
: screaming (pile of) different furs and sunk his teeth in the back of
: that dog's neck."
:
: The dog wasn't hurt. The cat is recovering at the vet's. John Henry got
: bit on the hand. "It ruined my khakis. Blood everywhere," he said.
:
: John Henry and the cat are now on the same antibiotics. The offending
: dogs are both locked up at the pound.
:
: I can hear it now from the other dogs at the pound. Other dogs: "What
: are you in for?" Boston terrier: "Nailing a financial planner."
:
: Louise found the incident out of character for her bow tie-wearing
: husband. "You've got to know what a clotheshorse John Henry is," she
: said. "When his car was in a flood, people asked what kind of shoes he
: was wearing."
:
: But on this day, John Henry was ready to mix it up. The Boston terrier
: clearly was no match. He was "a small dog, I'd say about a foot high,
: short-legged," said Ron Sherman, a neighbor.
:
: It all happened so fast. "It's the old 'man bites dog,' " John Henry
: recalled. "That's all there is to it. I was thinking, 'What could I do
: to get the dog off the cat?' So I thought I'd bite the dog, and that's
: what I did. I think it confused him. He let go of the cat." The larger
: dog was no problem. She left the fight when John Henry arrived.
:
: On Monday, the Boston terrier was being quarantined for biting John
: Henry. Shouldn't John Henry be quarantined? What if he gives the Boston
: terrier rabies?
:
: So what does neck of Boston terrier taste like? "Chicken," John Henry
said.
:
: John Henry picked the back of the dog's neck to bite because it was
: "handy." There were probably other handy parts of the dog, too, but
: you'd have to close your eyes before you bit them.
:
: John Henry went to the Seton Northwest emergency room to get his hand
: bite treated. When word got around that he'd bitten a dog, that led to a
: smart remark. "Everybody wants to be a comedian," John Henry said.
: "There was this tech. 'Hey, Cujo,' he called me."
:
: He is a little worried about his image. "All of a sudden I'm terrorizing
: this terrier," said John Henry, who has a company called Austin Asset
: Management Co. "I can see it now. '******* financial planner bites
: little puppy.' "
:
: Louise said John Henry was pretty riled up when he saw her cat's head in
: the Boston terrier's mouth. "The only reason he didn't kill that dog
: instantly is, our friends just got a Boston terrier, and he thought it
: was their dog, and it wasn't," she said. "That's the only reason he
: didn't keep on chewin'. I guess this explains why he eats whatever I
: give him."
:
: So what's the proper attire for biting a dog? "I was wearing my
: dog-fighting outfit, as a matter of fact," John Henry said. "It was a
: white shirt, a blue cardigan sweater, nicely matched, the khakis and the
: saddle shoes," he said.
:
: John Henry said the key to his success is that he bit the right dog. "If
: you have a choice between biting the pit bull and the Boston terrier,
: bite the Boston terrier," he said. Unless there's a Chihuahua
:
: My hero!