As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and light
up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures power and
returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she hears the
voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


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"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur
technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up
to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze
whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I
haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so
we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts
talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted
telled der storreez, glance at beauty and spring... can come to da
entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into
a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later...
then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture